richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

posted 20 hours ago with 252,807 notes

krisjener:

can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???

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????

posted 1 day ago with 242,352 notes
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
posted 1 day ago with 173,852 notes

vanillish:

walking into class then seeing a sub

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posted 2 days ago with 107,076 notes

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

posted 2 days ago with 345,455 notes

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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posted 2 days ago with 423,724 notes

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

posted 2 days ago with 209,701 notes

mtvother:

The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.

posted 2 days ago with 37,415 notes

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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posted 2 days ago with 71,859 notes

stunningpicture:

First Day of School vs Second Day of School

posted 2 days ago with 20,013 notes