dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

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tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

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meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

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parkingstrange:

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liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

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seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

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